Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Perfect Desert Camping

Four guys spend weeks planning the ideal desert camping and riding trip. Three days before the group is to leave Rob's wife puts her foot down and informs him he isn't going. Rob's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Three days later the three get to the camping site only to find Rob sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and meal cooking on the fire.

"God damn man, how long you been here and how did you get round your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?"

I removed her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our sleeping room. The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she tell me, that "now, you can do what ever you want."
So here I am.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Only an Earring

A guy is at work one day when he notices that his coworker is wearing an earring. This guy knows his coworker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."

The guy walks up to him and says, "I didn’t know you were into earrings."

"Don’t make such a big deal, it’s only an earring," he replies modestly.

So, the guy falls silent for a moment, but then his curiosity urge him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in my car."