Easy Marketing for Beggars
If you ever will become a beggar (God forbid!) you need to know how to get more money from people. First, people tend to react much better to funny begging than to "awful" one. Write you begging very clearly to be understandable by everyone. If you are going to be sad people will ignore you. Try to be funny and some people will reward you for your smile. This rule is actual even if you are not a beggar :).
Below are some examples of successful beggars: