The Million Bucks Wish

A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to a different guy and instantly notices the guy has a very huge Bic cigarette lighter.

The first guy says "Wow, that’s a enormous lighter…where did you get it?"
The guy replies, "A genie from this bottle granted me one wish."

"Great, can I try it?"
"Sure."

The first guy rubs the bottle and the genie come out. "You are granted one wish," says the genie.

The guy says, "I want a million bucks!"
"Done" says the genie and fades away.

A few minutes go by and suddenly the bar door opens and pouring in some ducks. Thousands and thousands of ducks falling all over each other through the bar door.

"I can’t believe this," says the guy who had just placed his wish, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

The second guy then says, "Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch Bic?"